| [Intro: Eminem] | [Интро: Эминем] |
| Uh | |
| Hell yeah (yo) | |
| Yo | |
| [Chorus: Eminem] | [Припев: Эминем] |
| I take a couple uppers | |
| I down a couple downers | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills | |
| I been to mushroom mountain | |
| Once or twice, but who’s countin’? | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills (Yo, yo) | |
| [Verse 1: Eminem] | [Куплет 1: Эминем] |
| Cool, calm, just like my mom | |
| With a couple of Valium inside her palm | |
| It’s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve | |
| To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves (Oooohh) | |
| I can’t describe the vibe I get | |
| When I drive by six people and five I hit (Whoops!) | |
| Aw shit, I started a mosh pit | |
| Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (Ah!) | |
| These shrooms make me hallucinate | |
| Then I sweat ‘til I start losin’ weight | |
| ’Til I see dumb shit start happenin’ | |
| Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (Oooohh) | |
| So bounce, bounce! | |
| Come on, bounce! | |
| (*Gunshots*) I said come on, bounce! | |
| Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (Me!) | |
| Not weed, I meant coke; dumbass, sit down! (Oh) | |
| We don’t bullshit beeter ask around | |
| D12 throws the bombest bash in town | |
| Bizarre, your mom is passin’ out | |
| Get her ass on the counch ‘fore she crasher out (Come on) | |
| [Verse 2: Kuniva, Kon Artis, (Eminem)] | [Припев 2: Канива, Кон Артис, (Эминем)] |
| Fuck that, someone help Denaun | |
| He’s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn | |
| Hey Von, yo see me steppin’ on these leprechauns? | |
| It gotta be acid ‘cause the X is gone | |
| Yeah, I took ‘em all, dawg, with some Parmesan | |
| And I think my arm is gone — No, it’s probably dumb | |
| Young, dumb, and full of cum | |
| And I think he’ ‘bout to swallow his tongue | |
| Scary-ass, it was a false alarm | |
| You think I’m ‘bout to die when I just gon on? | |
| Well, stop actin’ stupid; you so high | |
| That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (Eeeh-ww!) | |
| Yeah, I think I did too much (Huh-uh) | |
| This substanse equals cuffs (Huh-uh) | |
| Red pills, blue pills, and green | |
| Big pills — (That’s ill!) — Mescaline | |
| [Chorus: Eminem] | |
| I take a couple uppers | |
| I down a couple downers | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills | |
| I been to mushroom mountain | |
| Once or twice, but who’s countin’? | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills | |
| [Bridge: Eminem] | [Бридж: Эминем] |
| Dirty Dozen, eighty of us | |
| Shady brothers, ladies love us | |
| That’s why our baby mothers | |
| Love us but they hate each other | |
| They prob’lly wanna take each other | |
| Out and tate each others | |
| Some, some, some | |
| Somethin’… I don’t know | |
| [Verse 3: Proof & Kon Artis] | [Куплет 3: Пруф & Кон Артис] |
| Pop pills, pills I pop | |
| Pop two pills, on stits I walk | |
| Snort two lines that were filled with chalk | |
| Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (Ohhhhhhh) | |
| I wanna roll away like a rollerblade | |
| Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days | |
| And when I’m old and gray look for dope to smoke | |
| No? Okey-doke, I’m packin’ my nose with coke | |
| (*Coughing*) Am I supposed to choke? | |
| Had an accident when the Trojan broke | |
| Ah, poor baby, born by awhore lady | |
| Now I gotta stangle an {infant} (You’re crazy!) | |
| [Verse 4: Swift, Kon Artis (& Eminem)] | [Куплет 4: Свифт, Кон Артис (и Эминем)] |
| Ha, I pop four E’s at one time | |
| And I don’t need water when I’m swallowin’ mine | |
| (Hey, you got any shrooms?) | |
| Does Bizzare smoke crack? (Haha) | |
| We can’t get jobs, ‘cause our arms show tracks | |
| Why the hell you niggas think I rap? | |
| We do it just to get your company hijacked | |
| If you like smack, then I might too (Uh-huh) | |
| (Swift, chill!) I just wanna get high like you (Eeeh-ww!) | |
| And I don’t give a damn if they white or blue (Huh-uh) | |
| Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums (Huh-uh) | |
| Even smoke weed out of vacuums | |
| I just copped some and I’m goin’ back soon | |
| [Chorus: Eminem] | [Припев: Эминем] |
| I take a couple uppers | |
| I down a couple downers | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills | |
| I been to mushroom mountain | |
| Once or twice, but who’s countin’? | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills (Yo, yo) | |
| [Verse 5: Bizarre] | [Куплет 5: Бизарр] |
| I’m at a rave, lookin’ like a slave | |
| High off chronic | |
| Gin and tonic demonic | |
| Body smell like vomit | |
| Pussy poppin’, acid droppin’ | |
| Dope-heady guy | |
| Heroin mescaline | |
| Pencil leads, wanna try? | |
| Blue pills, golden seals | |
| Got Bizarre aactin’ ill | |
| Drugs kill (Yeah, right) | |
| Bitch, I’m for real! | |
| Shut yo’ mouth, you dirty slut | |
| You know you want it in your butt | |
| I’ll put in in your cunt | |
| Let Bizarre nut! | |
| [Chorus: Eminem] | |
| I take a couple uppers | |
| I down a couple downers | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills | |
| I been to mushroom mountain | |
| Once or twice, but who’s countin’? | |
| But nothin’ compares | |
| To these blue and yellow purple pills (Yo, yo) | |
| [Bridge: Eminem] | |
| Dirty Dozen, eighty of us | |
| Shady brothers, ladies love us | |
| That’s why our baby mothers | |
| Love us but they hate each other | |
| They prob’lly wanna take each other | |
| Out and tate each others | |
| Some, some, some | |
| Somethin’… I don’t know | |